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In the first Freshman English class of the semester, the
professor stated "Let us establish some examples about opposites.
Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"Fine. And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation," she replied with a smile.
"Very good. And you, Mr. Cates, what is the opposite of woe?"
"I believe that would be 'giddy up'".....